Total Medals Earned: 1,885 (From 406 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,115 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (85/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 8/32 (80/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
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He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (360/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
10 ricochet kills
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/265 points)
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/395 points)
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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